[manton]More complaining: this is what Tumblr’s export dates look like: `<span id="timestamp"> February 26th, 2007 3:13pm </span>`. This is what .bar looks like: `<time datetime="2022-08-14T12:47:23-0500" class="dt-published">2022-08-14 17:47:23 +0000</time>`
