2018-05-30 UTC
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@TheOnion Jeff Bezos Announces Customers Can Delete All Of Alexa’s Stored Audio By Rappelling Into Amazon HQ, Navigating Laser Field, Uploading Nanovirus To Servers https://trib.al/7N7OjVs https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeYt5m8V0AACPeQ.jpg (twitter.com/_/status/1001538436568887297)